The Island Blotter
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A domestic violence incident was reported and documented.
A San Juan deputy responded to a domestic incident and determined it was just a verbal argument—in other words, a disagreement that didn't require a police report, but got one anyway.
An Orcas deputy reviewed a protection order complaint and determined no violation had occurred—a rare case where paperwork actually prevented drama instead of causing it.
An Eastsound call turned out to be all bark and no bite—verbal only, no crimes committed.
A domestic situation on San Juan turned out to be all talk and no walk, which is the verbal equivalent of a warning label.
A Friday Harbor household got a little too loud with their words, but thankfully kept their hands to themselves, so we left them with a friendly reminder that inside voices exist.
Deputies responded to a domestic violence report on San Juan and determined that no actual crime had occurred, proving that sometimes the drama is all talk and no walk.
A San Juan resident reported a protection order violation; apparently some people didn't get the memo that "stay away" means stay away.
Deputies responded to a reported domestic incident near the ferry landing, but both parties had already left the scene faster than tourists during low season. The investigation remains ongoing.
A Friday Harbor deputy responded to a domestic violence incident in progress, after which a juvenile suspect was arrested for DV Assault IV and transported to the Sheriff's Office, where apparently they decided indoor facilities weren't to their liking.